The Twinkie SquadThe Twinkie Squad

Meet Douglas Fairchild, writer, dreamer, and son of diplomats. Meet Commando, smooth mover, basketball star, and way cool guy -- until he meets Douglas. Thanks to Dooug, Commando just joined the school's Special Discussion Group, or as the students call it, the Twinkie Squad. Nothing is worse than being a Twinkie. But Doug's about to change all that. And before he's through, the school will smell like rotting fish, the principal will be on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and the rest of the student body will be signing up to become members of the Twinkie Squad!